From a very young age, Pamela……actually I wouldn’t have a clue because I only met her six months ago. The first time we met I typed her name into the White Pages and found her address online. She became my friend instantly: purely out of fear that I would stalk her if she didn’t. Pam, who has luscious brown hair and an impeccable front fringe (that does NOT make her look like a dyke) is always wearing amazing clothes and jewelry. She is interested in writing, high fashion, live music and most forms of artwork, which is tastefully displayed in her personal blog, Fickle Red Riding Hood. Pam could probably edit Vogue one day and I’d give her the job now if it were my choice. She likes music such as Kings of Leon, Ben Folds and Snow Patrol and foams at the mouth over anything the colour red (probably not foam, she is much too classy. She probably bubbles elegantly at the mouth). She loves balloons, hates idiots, and if Pam doesn’t like something, she’ll tell you. She is also incredibly nice, and is currently interning at a magazine. (If she wasn't so easily distracted she would probably be running it by now too). Pam has travelled to the land of Sushi and the land of Barack Obama, and spends the time daydreaming of the possibility of living there some day. The best thing about her is that she uses the word ‘fuck’ and ‘brilliant’ in the same sentence, usually when she gets excited. Don’t even get me started on her love for Gerard Butler.
At the risk of sounding like a school report card, it must be said that Shari excels at everything she does, whether it be photography, writing, stalking or shorthanding. Ok, shorthanding not so much, but it’s a flaw we share. It’s hard to describe her without drawing comparisons to Rihanna and Ruby Rose. In a sentence, Shari is an Indie Pixie who’s very fond of the Followill boys and the Yeah Yeah Yeah's. I’ve known her about 6 months and in that time she’s promised me 5 times that she would grow her hair and 5 times now, I’ve received a message saying “I cut my hair”. She’s the kind of person who can pull off just about anything, she could make Crocs look good, not that she would ever consider it! When it comes to men, she likes the long haired and bespectacled variety which is why her current flame is so perfect for her. Japan, in all it’s cherry blossomed glory, is the place she wants to be. She can’t go through a day without mentioning it. “I want that one” is something you’ll hear come out of her mouth more than once a day, whether she’s ordering a brownie, asking for a pen or choosing a computer. She has the ability to make me laugh out loud, (LOL - a phrase that makes her want to tear her hair out) awkwardly or otherwise. If you’re not sold on her yet though you should be, she’s also an award winning author. Ok, that’s a lie but it’s hard not to like someone who calls you "P-cat".
